The problems with illness

V’ir cebterffrq gb gur cbvag abj jvgu guvf pbyq, be syh, be jungrire gur uryy vg vf, gung V ab ybatre frrz gb or fcvxvat n srire…ohg gung’f n jnlf njnl sebz orvat “jryy”, naq vg’f rkgerzryl sehfgengvat jura lbhe zvaq vf ernql sbe lbh gb or orggre orsber lbhe npghny obql vf (juvpu V fhfcrpg unf fbzrguvat gb qb jvgu zl ntr nf jryy). N srj zbeavatf ntb, va gur zvqfg bs nabgure avtug bs bss-naq-ba srire, fbzr ybhfl, oebapuvny pbhtuvat svgf, naq bgure guvatf gung pbzr jvgu orvat fvpx, V ernyvmrq jung gur jbefg cneg bs guvf jubyr guvat vf…naq vg pnzr gb zr, cebonoyl nf n erfhyg bs gur srire zber guna nalguvat ryfr, guebhtu n erpbyyrpgvba bs bar bs zl snibevgr, yrg’f fnl, abgbevbhf zbivrf.

Gurer’f n fprar va N Pybpxjbex Benatr jurer bhe “ureb” Nyrk, cynlrq ol Znypbyz ZpQbjryy, unf haqretbar n avtugznevfu, Fxvaare-glcr nibvqnapr grpuavdhr va juvpu ur’f orra frafvgvmrq gb frk, ivbyrapr, naq gurve pbzovangvba. (ZpQbjryy nyfb cynlrq Pnyvthyn va gur svyz bs gur fnzr anzr, juvpu erdhverq guvatf yvxr ba-pnzren encrf bs obgu frkrf naq fvzvyneyl shpxrq-hc orunivbe, fb…jryy, ln tbggn jbaqre nobhg gung thl.) Naljnl, gur grpuavdhr vf grfgrq ol univat n jbzna fgrc hc gb Nyrk naq gnxr bss ure fuveg, erirnyvat n ybiryl cnve bs oernfgvfrf. (Gur phgnjnl ybbx gb gur fxrcgvpny cevfba bssvpvny ng gung cbvag vf nzhfvat.) Nyrk, yvxr nal obl jvgu n jbexvat zrgnobyvfz, tbrf sbe n avpr teno, jura, jvgu uvf unaqf sebmra na vapu be fb njnl, ur rzvgf n tnjqnjshy jergpurq fpernz bs cnva, anhfrn…fbzr unhagvat, vaqrfpevonoyr, tvoorevat srne be gbegher gung pnhfrf uvz gb qbhoyr-hc naq erqhprf uvz gb n dhvirevat, hanoyr gb shapgvba zrff.

Zl zvaq ng gur gvzr jnf guvaxvat bs qbvat fhpu gb zl ybiryl jvsr, naq npghnyyl zbivat nebhaq va orq, orvat njnxr naq njner rabhtu gb qb fb, pnhfrq n ernpgvba va zl obql juvpu, juvyr vg jnfa’g dhvgr nf frirer, znqr zr erpnyy gung fprar naq flzcnguvmr qrrcyl sbe zl irel orfg qebbtvr, bu zl oehiiref…

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9 Responses

  1. You rot13 for that?

    Oh, right you have owned a mini-van.

    🙂

    Feel better everyone.

  2. Regarding the Previous message: Management wishes to point out that we did not use a stupid trendy *sneer* graphical smiley. We typed it in old-school,
    and object to the wretched compulsion of pre-literate apes to auto translate everything to pictures.

  3. Let’s hear it for behavior modification :|.

    *hug*

  4. @starfyr: Okay, yeah, I was planning to list some other things* along with that, but imagination at this point does have some limits. Also, I guess I got spooked about the fact that I just added my mother to my blogroll.

    * N fubeg qvfphffvba, c’euncf, bs gur ybiryl yvggyr guvatvrf ba fbzr bgure qribgpuxnf naq n ovg bs gur byq va-bhg va-bhg gung obgu zl ybireyl jvsr naq V jbhyq ybir gb unir hcba gurz…jvgu be jvgubhg zl qrne byq Yhqjvt Ina va gur onpxtebhaq – jrer fur naq V obgu abg va Nyrk’f pbaqvgvba cevbe gb gur tbireazrag trggvat vaibyirq sbe gur frpbaq gvzr.

    Nf cbbe bs n pbaqvgvba nf gung vf ng guvf cbvag, V’z fgvyy fbzrjung cebhq bs hf sbe ng yrnfg guvaxvat bs ernyyl xvaxl naq cbffvoyl zhygvcnegare frk ba Inyragvar’f Qnl.

  5. @Pooh: It’s a sin, maaaaan!!

  6. Fpbbgre, lbh ner gur *bayl* crefba V xabj (jryy, lbh naq rsod bs pbhefr) jub jbhyq qrfpevor n fprar sebz Pybpxjbex Benatr naq fnl “Zl zvaq ng gur gvzr jnf guvaxvat bs qbvat fhpu gb zl ybiryl jvsr,”. Sha-gvzr ng gur rsofdbbgre ubhfr zhfg or … fbzrguvat ryfr …

    Naq nf ybat nf lbh unq gur _gubhtug_ bs qbvat fbzrguvat anhtugl ba Inyragvar’f Qnl, V’z fher vf nccerpvngrq. Nf gurl fnl, vg’f gur gubhtug gung pbhagf. Urer, ubjrire, fvapr jr jrera’g fvpx, jryy, jr’er zber qbref guna gnyxref. 😛

  7. i’m sure that somewhere out there, there’s a utility for us lazy-arsed hacks who want to read but don’t want to have to convert this on a string-by-string basis, right? 🙂 (if i bat my eyelashes at you prettily, you won’t make me google my own, will you? *bat,bat,batbatbat*

  8. a-ha! never mind, i’m intrepid. well, no, actually; google is just SMRTer than i am 🙂

  9. Mm-hmm. Over there on the left sidebar is a link to rot13.com…

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